Sherlock Baby

[chriscalledmesweetie]

Sing to the tune of Santa Baby

Sherlock, Baby
Just clean up that experiment now
Oh wow
You’re an awful bad boy
Sherlock, Baby
Please let’s not blow the flat up tonight

Sherlock, Baby
Put those human body parts away
I say
And that virus culture
Sherlock, Baby
Please let’s not spread diseases tonight

Think of all the chances we’ve missed
Think of all the times that we almost kissed
Even though you’re a bit not good
You still top my Christmas list

Sherlock, Baby
We shouldn’t break and enter this place
For a case
It’s a bit illegal
Sherlock, Baby
Please let’s not get arrested tonight

Sherlock, Baby
One little thing that I really want
Don’t taunt
When we’re back at the flat
Sherlock, Baby
Please let the mistletoe work tonight

Sherlock, Cutie
Are you blushing at the thought of
My love?
Just a little kiss, now
Sherlock, Cutie
Please let me feel your soft lips tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
We can make our own chemistry
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me

Sherlock, Baby
I’d really like to go all the way
Today
I don’t mean to the moon
Sherlock, Baby
Please come up to my bedroom tonight

Hurry to my bedroom tonight

Please come tonight

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Sherlock Baby is also on AO3 as part of my Johnlock Comes A-Wassailing series.

Comments

[fffinnagain]

uhm... can I record this?
(I've done filk before, like a funny rudolf the red nose rendeer, a couple years ago)

[chriscalledmesweetie]

Oh! Oh! Oh! I would LOVE that!!! You have blanket permission to record any of my Johnlock Comes A-Wassailing songs. All I ask is that you send me a link, so I can listen and rejoice. :D

[fffinnagain]

Cool! I'll see what comes from playing with it tonight. : D

Recording!

[fffinnagain]

Hey-o

I made a little recording of this one. enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/finn-again/sherlock-baby

Re: Recording!

[chriscalledmesweetie]

Thank you so much! This is outrageously good. Is it okay if I make a post here to share the link? I'm not quite clear on how this sort of thing works on Dreamwidth yet.

Re: Recording!

[fffinnagain]

Sure, link to it however! I've now got them up on AO3 too, if you prefer that link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17131088