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chriscalledmesweetieJohnlock Comes A-Wassailing
‘Tis the season for Sherlockified lyrics to all of your favorite holiday songs. There’s something for everyone. Ratings are in parentheses.
Seven Days of Ugly Christmas Apparel (M) How much ugly Christmas apparel can John convince Sherlock to don? With the right incentive, quite a bit…
The First ‘O’ Yell (E) This Christmas, John’s giving Sherlock the gift of orgasm…
Tingle Gels (T) Experiments with lube…
These Three Kinks (T) You can’t kink-shame the shameless.
God Shag Ye Merry Gentlemen (T) O tidings of boy upon boy…
The Little Bummer Boy (E) Don’t mind seeing a beloved children’s Christmas song forever sullied, so long as there’s plenty of humorous smut? Read on.
Heav'n on Earth (E) Here’s John’s counterpoint to “The Little Bummer Boy” — a tribute to the power and the glory of multiple orgasms.
Jolly Johnlock Christmas (G) What it says on the tin.
Sherlock Holmes is Getting High (E) Don’t worry — this addiction is a good one. Sherlock is high on a 97% solution of dopamine, norepinephrine, and oxytocin, courtesy of his doctor.
O Little Flat on Baker Street (T) A Christmas miracle.
Good Inspector Greg Lestrade (E) Greg sees and hears more than he bargained for when he shows up unannounced at 221B Baker Street.
It Came Upon a Midnight Queer (T) A post-case high finally brings John and Sherlock together.
All I Want for Christmas is Some Bones and Teeth (T) Will Sherlock get a case this Christmas? Or will he get something even better?
Sherlock, the Great Detective (G) Sherlock was always teased about being different, until he met someone who could appreciate his genius.
O Holey Wall (E) If only the walls in 221B Baker Street could talk…
Silver Rings (G) A holiday proposal.
You’re a Mean One, Sherlock Holmes (G) In which Sherlock is the Grinch.
O Come, O Come, Johnlockers Everywhere (M) Some people believe in Santa Claus. Some people believe in Johnlock. I know who I’d rather see undressed this holiday season…
Mycroft the Ice Man (M) What happens when the Ice Man and the Virgin finally hook up with the men of their dreams? Irene would be shocked.
Mockin’ Around the Christmas Tree (G) Sherlock may enjoy mocking the feelings of others, but it turns out that he has some of his own.
The Holly and the Mistletoe (M) Of course Sherlock’s favourite holiday plants are both toxic. But perhaps this year they can provide him with something more than just an interesting case.
Sherlock Baby (T) Sherlock Baby, just clean up that experiment now — Oh wow — You’re an awful bad boy, Sherlock Baby, please let’s not blow the flat up tonight…
Carol of the Beads (E) Father Christmas has left some special toys under the tree for Sherlock and John…
Mycroft Got Run Over by a Reindeer (G) The title says it all. At least, that’s what John and Sherlock fervently hope. Anything else would be too horrific to contemplate.
Away in a Drug Den (M) What could be more addictive than a 7% solution? Sherlock is about to find out.
John’s Getting a Divorce for Christmas (G) When your wife lies to you and shoots your best friend, there’s one gift that’s always appropriate — divorce.
I Saw Sherlock Kissing Santa Claus (M) Spoiler: Santa Claus = John
Hark! The Scotland Yarders Sing (E) For years, the detectives at Scotland Yard have been laying wagers on when John and Sherlock will finally get together. Now, all bets — and shoes — are off…
Jingle Bell Cock (E) John has Sherlock all wrapped up like a gift for Christmas. With bells on…
Let Them Kiss! (T) Forget about snow — I want Johnlock!
Sherlock It’s Cold Outside (E) Sherlock has an exhibitionistic streak. John doesn’t mind, except when it’s cold outside.
Up on the Rooftop (G) What could the rooftop scene in the unaired Sherlock pilot possibly mean?
Do You Know What I Taste? (M) Sherlock has a sweet tooth. Guess what John sprinkles where?
Eyeballs Roasting on an Open Fire (G) Domestic fluff at 221B Baker Street.
I’m Dreaming of a Murdery Christmas (T) Sherlock is dying for a case. Or, rather, he wishes someone else would.
Ding Dong Merrily on High (M) Sherlock and John are topping their Christmas tree. Hijinks — and low jinks — ensue…
Oh, Come, John (M) Blow jobs - for Science!
Happy Xmas (Hiatus is Over) (G) John Lennon ships Johnlock.
I Have a Little Sherlock (G) When Sherlock’s away, John will play. But nothing compares to a real, live Sherlock.
We Wish for a Johnlock Kiss Scene (T) What it says on the tin.
Another Auld Lang Syne (M) New Year’s Eve revelry in 221B.
The Twelve Nights of Playing (E) On the first night of playing, John Watson gave to me a blindfold so I could not see
God Shag Ye Merry Gentlemen - ACD Edition (T) O tidings of boy upon boy… (In Victorian times)
